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INDEPENDENCE DAY -




FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice photo chop, dick.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a fucking idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.fuck yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... fuck yeah! Right?


EPIC FAIL - French flag is blue-white-red.


TAGS: epic fail french flag
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Ptuuuh

DhurrDhurr - March 16, 2011, 8:55 pm
COMMON SENSE FAIL - When it's displayed, it goes Blue-White-Red. Regardless of which way you see it on the pole. Using your logic, the stars of the American flag can go on the right.
Ikke - September 29, 2009, 6:20 pm
COMMON FLAG FAIL The blue is on the side of the pole, be it left or right.


BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm
Good try though. Damn those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


DECEPTIONS -


TAGS: most flags made in china
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


DIXIE DARLIN - Stuck up here and got dixie on my mind.


TAGS: boots rebel flag shorts
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MTNDEW

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:10 pm
Wiping her ass with the confederate flag?
Stormhawk - June 16, 2010, 9:57 pm
And the South shall rise again...and now you know why.
rerun - June 16, 2010, 8:37 pm

Please check PM MTNDEW


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - But if you work it right, Once is enough.


TAGS: six flags dance old guy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:14 am
very true


PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)


A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -




OUR RESPECT & THANKS -


TAGS: respect military flag motifake
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:33 am
And will that "Electro" guy go kill himself, please?
Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:29 am
Umm, "Patriot"? Go fuck yourself. Next time you burn a flag, do us all a favor and wrap yourself in it first before you light it.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 4:55 pm
Well done Ron
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 3:04 pm
That person is right on the ball on that one, also... Patriot, did you fight in any of the wars??? Tell me that. I have not been in a war, but I know about them.
ARealPatriot - June 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
Get this shit off here. Any well educated American, like myself, knows that Veterans do not deserve preferential treatment for going to war in a war that we should not have been involved in in the first place.
LogicDude - June 9, 2009, 2:09 pm
Hey! TimmyKiChu! Kind of like a combo Pokemon-Troll-Timmy...
YourMamma - June 9, 2009, 3:10 am
Electrogonnorrhea you're a Shithead!! Wish I could bitch slap you again!!
moooooooooooo - June 9, 2009, 2:16 am
Is he sliced pumpernickel? because that would be special.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
...you think you did for the country.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
Mark; I understand where you're coming from, but becoming such an uptight douchebag over some kid on the internet and acting like you're the greatest thing since fucking sliced bread really makes you look like the pathetic one here. Thanks for whatever...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Although, admitting I'm a troll was fail on my part. I could have kept this shit going, but it's pointless now. Oh well.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
I haven't changed a damn single bit of my story. I stand by everything I've said so far, including the troll thing.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
What you'll learn is that given enough rope, idiots will hang themselves. Interesting that the whole "troll" thing didn't come up until recently. I think you're changing your story because you have no integrity, either.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
There's no such thing as "balls on the internet." Balls on the internet is about as real as...say...supporting the troops by making shitty motivational posters. Lulz, you guys are troll'd so hard.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Just because I'm more of a dick on the internet than I am IRL doesn't make what I say any less true however. You just don't want to believe it. There's some shit you just don't say out loud, as you may well know. That's what the internet is for.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Only the weak show balls on the internet... where there is no chance of reaping it.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:30 pm
...make fun of retards like you and mark. Seriously, I do it for the lulz. If you think my real persona is as abrasive as my internet persona, you're an idiot. If you worked in law enforcement you'd know people act differently in different situations.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
And you can tell this by arguing with a troll on the internet? How did they let a dumbass like you get to such a position as you SAY you're in? If you had a shred of intelligence you'd know the internet is a place for anonymous trolls like me to...
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:20 pm
First thing you'll learn if you ever get on the street is that if you're an asshole, your back-up is always on the other side of town. God forbid you should ever get on the street though, kid. You're a liability.
cunt destroyer - April 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
Seriously, you motherfuckers are so goddamn dumb. It's so fucking easy to see you're being trolled.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Mark is a veteran, he knows everything about everything, lulz. /sarcasm.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
Think about it. "In my opinion, you're in possession of drugs." Wrong. Objectivity would demand the following, "Based on the circumstances I have reason to believe you're in possession of a controlled substance." See the difference there?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:10 pm
Friendly Fire isn't very prevalent within US police departments but for some people exceptions can be made. Another phenomena of police departments is how there are no units available when certain people need help. It can be a wake up call if not fatal.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
Police shouldn't express opinions on the street, therefore crass name-calling wouldn't be an issue. The inability to be even the least bit objective is also a liability, but you obviously wouldn't know anything about that.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 10:50 pm
Oh, I've been on a few hiring boards in my time. I can also tell you with certainty that it's the inability to express an opinion without resorting to base and crass name-calling that will prove to be a liability on the street. Thanks anyway.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
Haarakkon - Is there any chance you have entry level openings for target holders?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
Now, now Haar... Electro won't know if he can be shot at until he tries. Let's cross our fingers and hope that natural selection works.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Electro - I work in law enforcement. The police don't need you. They need good people who can handle being shot at. Thanks anyway.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 6:54 pm
Actually that did happen when I was 15 because the Marines are nothing but a group of sex-starved pedos who will bang any underaged bitch who wets herself over a man in uniform. Good observation though.
Jason - April 3, 2009, 5:05 pm
Electrogonnorrhea, sounds like someone in the military stole your girlfriend.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:58 pm
Swiss is my favorite.
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
I like Cheese!
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
By the way: "get passed the psychological screening". I assume there isn't a human intelligence standard when it comes to joining the military either? Too bad I'm getting an education, MAN I'm such an ignorant liberal college student. Hahahahaha.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:02 pm
If you let me have the last word, it's not because you choose to be the bigger man. It's because you know I'm right about how much of a PRICK you are. Maybe I'll respect you more if you serve another tour and step on a fucking landmine, asshole.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:01 pm
If that doesn't prove that you're an arrogant dick who fought in the war just for respect, I don't know what is. What is it with you military brats and that relentless superiority complex?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:00 pm
I can tell you what you can't refute because I just showed you how much of a dick you are by quoting you. Here, let me show you again "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:54 pm
...get passed the psychological screening. But if you do, you won't last long with the attitude and ideas you have put forth here. I am now through with this comment chain. You may have the last word. I will now ignore you until you grow up.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
...remember the crap you've written here. When that happens I hope you'll look back at it with shame because it will mean you actually have learned something. As for becoming a police officer, you had better change your attitude. Chances are you won't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:49 pm
ElectroTimmyClap - Don't presume to tell me what I can or can't refute. Just because you say something doesn't make it so. Every time you post a comment here you show all who would care to look how ignorant you are. Maybe some day you will grow up and...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
The people I know who served in the war didn't brag about how much the world owes them. They got back to their lives and never spoke of it again. I can understand if you're proud, but Mark, you're just a dickhead looking for a pat on the back. Fuck you
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
..would be no better off if you were killed by a fucking IED. You know who directly protects me on a daily basis? The police, which is why I'm going to be an officer. So you can take your argument and shove it up your ass because you don't know shit.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:39 pm
I'm ashamed to say that someone like you fought for me. YES, I know there was a draft for other wars, but there wasn't for this one. Which means your choice to join the military landed you in Iraq, so quit acting like you're a goddamn martyr because I..
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
So fuck you, I'm not going to thank you or ron for what you did. I'm going to thank the men under the crosses, not the inactive duty douchebags and asshole veterans who think the world owes them everything. You give Americans a bad name.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:36 pm
You're a fool if you think Vietnam was anything but a failure and a waste of good American soldiers. People will look back on the Iraq war with the same shit-taste in their mouths as they do with the Vietnam war.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I don't consider myself a liberal, I hate democrats, but a nazi-conservative like yourself is just as bad as a far left nutjob like Michael Moore.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:32 pm
And don't even try to refute what I just said because it's obvious from what you post that you're demanding respect and thanks. "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
WOW. For a veteran you sure are a self-absorbed piece of shit. I have never met someone who served their country just so the rest of the world would respect them.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
As for Ron's skills as an artist I believe that he is the BEST on MotiFake. I just don't always agree with his view. His posters are always top notched and I just wish that I had his skill and imagination.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:10 pm
...Afghanistan better places than they were. I believe they are offering up their lives to save others. Maybe it's just my perspective on the situation but it's why I get so frustrated with opposing views on the war.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
Well it's good to know that we can still find something to disagree on. I think that most of our troops are there because they believe in what they're doing. I believe that by them being there they keep us safe. I believe that they are making Iraq and...
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:53 pm
...Mark, I do not agree about the comment you made about supporting the troops. You should be able to critisize the mission and still be able to support the troops. The troops didn't make the decision to deploy, that came from the civilian gov't.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Mark, you're scaring me again. We've found something else to agree on. I just wanted to add that Ron as an artist would welcome a little constructive critism without the personal attacks. Ron, I don't presume to speak for you, so correct me at any time...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Marduke - I don't like all of Ron's posters either. (Sorry Ron...I have given you a few one lion votes.)
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:46 am
nmgypsy - No I don't think you do get the point. Those 56,000 lives were given up trying to keep South Viet Nam free. Our military didn't lose that war, our politicians did. They lost it to the liberal media led by Jane Fonda and her like.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:45 am
...care for. Art is completely subjective and I don't like or agree with all of it, but I respect Ron for the effort he has made to express it. Again your comments show even a lack of common courtesy without even getting into the revelance of ignorance.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
Electro, while you don't piss me off, I do feel sorry for your perverse pleasure in ignorant comments made to Ron and others. Ron as an artist has done all types of posters across the board some I find funny, some make me think, and other I don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:39 am
...don't appreciate the privilege that has been afforded you by those who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future of the United States of America. I hope that one day you'll realize why you're lucky you were to be born an American.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:36 am
...believe in what are troops are doing. How can they legitimately say "We support you but not what you have offered up your life for."? I don't think anything less of you because you haven't served. However I couldn't think less of you because you...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:34 am
God, does he ever stop? we get the point.. several times
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:33 am
...patriotism. You've told everyone what it is that you like and dislike so now let me tell you something I dislike. I dislike people stepping up and saying they support the troops but not the war. In effect what they 're saying is that they don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:30 am
Ask the Kurds if they think their freedom has been protected. No one here ever challenged your right to vote for or against Ron's poster. No one cares if you vote 1 or 5 or not at all. What you vote, if you vote says absolutely nothing about your...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:27 am
...two countries are living a better and longer life thanks to the soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen who have given up a part or all of their lives to serve. The re-enlistment rate in the Army has never been higher than it is now "in country."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:24 am
As for freedom being protected, I find it hard to believe that you haven't noticed that US soil hasn't been attacked since 2001. Our military protects our freedom every day and we've exported freedom to Iraq and Afghanistan. The general public in those...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:22 am
So, 56,000 plus americans gave their life in vietnam, for what? The US lost! Truth be told, we went to college to avoid the draft, and if you went in, you avoided the Army. Going in the service is a personal choice, and does NOT make you better or worse
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:20 am
...will take up the fight. Today's US military is an all volunteer force thanks to the service of those who came before them. You don't have to serve nor do you need to worry about a draft thanks to people like Ron who put it on the line for you already.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:18 am
...home and took advantage of their GI benefits, putting themselves through college instead of having mommy and daddy do it for them. Most veterans serve with the hope that their children will never have to but with the knowledge that somebody's child...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:15 am
Back when I was a young and stupid college kid, there was a draft and just about everyone was afraid of getting caught in it. Some of us went without being called and many of us didn't come home. Those of us fortunate enough to survive the service came...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:13 am
I'm not discounting the value of college. Those without the ability to reason and look at things perspectively are usually more dangerous with book smarts. It's like giving a gun to a gang banger. They have no other tools, so they abuse it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:11 am
ElectroClap - Several lines back you said,"In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft." and also "I've got better shit to do with my life than fight a war that doesn't actually directly protect anyone's freedom."Have you been living under a rock?
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:08 am
A fine point Mark, but general intelligence is a gift. A book is information, not an ability to reason and learn. I will maintain that without common sense and awareness, book knowledge is often wielded as experience.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:06 am
Deltabob - Look time no read! I agree that ElectroTimmy does have a familiar feel. He's a lot like Scrapio7 and similar to Dr. Stank. One of these days I'm going to find out how to change my IP address and then run wild through MotiFake.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:02 am
...have taught this twit that he owes his existence and freedom to all veterans.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:01 am
I don't believe that I said anything in this chain of comments, as alleged by Electrofag, like "anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little shit." Not everyone can serve nor should they. But a simple course in American History should...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:57 am
...contribution to society. He's probably just scraping by with a 2.0 GPA at his local Junior College. What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:52 am
But then they sent him off to college where so many of our young people get warped by liberal professors. I believe that this little pseudo intellectual piece of poultry dung has fooled himself into believing that he is smart and will one day make a...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:48 am
agdaniele - I'm sorry but I disagree. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can be taught, but not so much in school as in the home. My guess is that this little boy's parents tried and even may have succeeded teaching him respect and appreciation.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:44 am
...that you have grown accustomed to the ignorance and lack of appreciation of some of our younger citizens.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Ron - You express yourself with words well enough to make your point and that's all that counts. You tend to stay calmer in these things than I do. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up the fight any longer. I was falling asleep at the computer. It's a shame...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:53 am
Well said, Ron. Gotta just shrug off the kid. Giving ignorant, close-minded people a college education tends to make them cocky and entitled. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can't be taught.
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:45 am
are young and stupid-been there and done that. so keep up your studies and sorry for your attitude-bet it shows in other parts of your life too. So God Bless Kids and Vets now serving and past Vets. Do A poster-hum..an idea-F U C K RON-won,t be the first!
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:39 am
myself as others here with the written word...my world is art. So guess we,ll keep seeing how your anger works on the next posts...so get in line...vote your 1.s and move on. You will not stop me from doing Vet posters...kitty posters...shit-heads who
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:34 am
And yes do honor veterans...and appreciate their service and what they give up to do their duty...so do posters of how I feel. So just vote and enjoy what you can here. You do provoke Mark and me...but, unlike others here...not as good at expressing
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:31 am
guess everyone waiting for my responds...Electrogonnorrhea your not the first or will be the last to bash me for whatever reason. No I,m not a genius...just a retired graphic artist making posters of whatever I want. This site gives me that outlet.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:18 am
So fuck you, fuck ron, and fuck any veteran just like you. There is such a thing as humility, and military brats like you have none of it. Good day sir.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Until then, I'll continue to piss off morons like you. Because unlike you, I don't pretend to support the troops by making shitty motifakes and branding people as anti-americans if they don't vote 5 lions for them.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Maybe one day I'll use my college degree to keep us out of wars like this one. Then maybe we won't have assholes like you who think everyone owes them everything and that they're God's fucking gift to the earth.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:13 am
I chose not to enter the military because I've got better shit to do with my life than fight a war that doesnt actually directly protect anyone's freedom. You're all over there fighting and dying for nothing.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:12 am
But according to you anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little shit, and somehow veterans are better than everyone else in the world. In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Good night Timmy. Your crap has sickened me. You've done a good job of pissing me off. Give your plastic doll an extra poke for me.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Actually no, when the war started I was too young, and by the time I was old enough to join the military, I realized I'm smart enough to have a future ahead of me and decided to go to college.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:07 am
...to put on a uniform.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:06 am
You own absolutely nothing and I believe it was you that had the opening salvo of insults and name calling. There is no argument to be had here. You're an asshole. Ron is not. Ron's a veteran, I'm a vetran, and you're a pussy who didn't have the balls...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Wow, so now that I just owned the shit out of you, you're going to resort to simple name calling without any kind of real argument. No wonder the Eurofags say we're stupid, assholes like you put truth in their statements.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:01 am
You're not Mark...You're the remnants of a puss filled pimple on your daddy's dick.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:00 am
In reality, you're just a deluded faggot who thinks he's a patriot because he denounces anyone with an opinion other than his own. You give Americans a bad name, arrogant dickholes like you and ron are the reason the rest of the world hates us.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:59 am
"Look, I'm Mark, I'm such an awesome citizen because I give thanks to the troops by rating 5 lions to ron's shitty motifails and jerking him off. Anyone who says fuck ron's motifakes is really saying 'fuck the troops'."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:57 am
And ron, if you really are a veteran, then fuck you. If you make motifakes that build yourself up and demand thanks that means you served your country for the wrong reason dickhead.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:56 am
141 votes and a rating of 3.6 seems to me that there are a few people out there that like it. So now...back to what I said before. Suck it, STFU, GTFO, and then eat shit and die. Have a nice day...bye bye.


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriotism america flag
Rating: 3.43/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 11:28 pm
More beautiful art Ron, but some might consider me slightly prejudiced in view of your subject matter.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:35 pm
Nice poster, RONSART. 5 lions.
Mark - January 17, 2009, 5:11 pm
I'm not a big Stevenson fan but I have to admit he nailed this one. Great Job!
FFS - January 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
This a MOTIVATIONAL poster. Is it not?


OLD GLORY - Mr. President, you're holding it backwards.


TAGS: old glory flag president bush
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Kevin

...... - December 24, 2008, 11:53 pm
but at least your good to go, cause he will change everything and never fuck up. and now blacks have a reason to love america again. ....yay
...... - December 24, 2008, 11:50 pm
its cute how you all think he is such a retard. honestly people. just stop with the dumb shit. your hero and savior has been elected so you can all hug and embrace diversity. oh man im gonna puke.
Matters_Not - December 24, 2008, 11:47 pm
te reason the American flag appears backwards on ACU's is because it symbolizes the flag being led into battle. thats why you see it on right shoulder of a soldier facing the way the president has it. ive learned to just laugh at all you bush bashers.
me - December 3, 2008, 5:28 pm
it isn't backwards on their sleeves...that would be the direction the flag would be facing if it were flapping in the breeze instead of a patch on their arm. bush just standing there though..well i dunno maybe he's giving the troops a shout out.
de - December 2, 2008, 10:39 pm
idk if some of u retards have ever seen a us military uniform or not but the patches on their uniform is a backward flag its not always left to right dumbshits
Sammi - October 18, 2008, 7:36 pm
Just have to say, it's possible that the maker of this Motifake just flipped the picture...
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:39 am
he should keep the family traditions up... and vomit on the lap a hi-ranking Chinese official...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:07 am
How about a nice game of solitaire, Mr Bush?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:06 am
Must be that mind control kicking in. Bush goes to China, a nation his own family has a long relationship with, and ends up looking drunk, has wounds on his arm, and holds the flag wrong! Sounds like the Manchurian Candidate to me!
Chris - August 14, 2008, 7:43 am
Next time you see a soldier, look at his right sleeve.


MU LA FLAGA - He is win.


TAGS: mu la flaga gundam seed mobile suit futurama zapp brannigan made with woman
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by NuclearBioHazard

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:54 am
The key to victory is the element of surprise....Surprise!


DOG OR TOWEL? - Puppy showing off HIS mad Ninja Camo Skills! (and I didn't even need Photoshop for this one)


TAGS: ninja dog doggie puppy camo camoflage
Rating: 1.91/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
TMI, Derek, TMI ;)
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:40 pm
"When I stay in the bath too long I get all wrinkly."


SUCCESS - Is often measured in relation to your defeats.




ID CARDS -




Middle East -




COOKIE MONSTER CAMOUFLAGE -


TAGS: cookie monster camouflage bides time
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:03 pm
Cookie.


FLAG FOOTBALL. - Teaching you how to "Accidentally" cop-a-feel, since the forth grade.




YOU - will eat shit in hell.


TAGS: muslim america flag war
Rating: 2.05/5

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5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 9:37 pm
figures
Claire - December 23, 2010, 7:21 pm
This poster and the comments you're replying to are extremely old. You are truly living up to your name.
Fucktard - December 23, 2010, 5:13 pm
guess what? when ur religion is stupid as shit its gonna get made fun of. if u dont like it quit going to the church of the flying spaghetti monster. dumbass.
manicbranic - March 12, 2009, 11:25 am
All belief systems, IMO should be destroyed. Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Wicca....whatever there is. Personally I would have anyone who uses the word 'believe' killed. But I suppose we have to respect peoples' rights to functional idiocy.
FUCK - February 3, 2009, 6:30 am
RELIGIONS. Especially islam.
Wolfie - December 11, 2008, 2:08 am
Hey, ieatbabies, I got one! It's called christianity!
ieatbabies - September 29, 2008, 1:55 am
muslims...no one cares, what a worthless religion, lets start a religion that will start many wars and hate groups and terrorist organizations
Bite Me - September 17, 2008, 7:44 pm
See you and Osama, there.
Ch. - September 17, 2008, 6:18 pm
Om nom nom nom.


HE'S EATING THE FLAG!!! - Our dignity is being violated! Stop him!




CARTOON LOGIC - Whatever you think it can work will work. If you think there is still ground under your feet you can stand or walk in midair. If you think your silly camouflage can fool your enemy it will do.




MUSLIMS - Because what else do they have to do all day besides milk goats, pray for virgins, and burn colored bits of cloth?


TAGS: flag islam
Rating: 3.4/5

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rudeboy308 - August 6, 2011, 7:05 pm
In answer to your question, wait in line at the U.S. embassy for green cards.
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:45 am
Yam, this is good for the lols; hopefully no one here thinks that the majority of muslims are well represented by the protesters we see on TV. If that were the case, America would be made of nothing but gays and those phelps assholes.
LOLOLOL - October 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
DAMN!!! Third-worlders getting jeolous of EVERYONE in the U.N, aw waa waa Exremists, pissed that the U.N was made to counter bullshit such as terrorism, dictatorships, and other crap?!?!?!
yamam - September 12, 2009, 8:21 am
few extremists (like the ones in the photos lol)
yamam - September 12, 2009, 8:21 am
The American flag is really not a symbol of religious freedom! Freedom to Jews and Christians, but the majority of people in America who see Muslims, Sikhs etc regard them with suspicion really. Same as in most of the west now really, all because of a..
Acey - September 10, 2009, 12:52 pm
Apparently a good business venture in the middle east is to own a flag shop
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:26 pm
you'd think a religious extremist would know better than to burn the US flag, an international symbol of religious freedom.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:23 pm
They know it gets them on telly. Mind you, what would we rather they did?
Acey - April 24, 2009, 2:21 am
You'd make good money selling flags over there!


CAMOUFLAGE - You're doing it wrong




CAMOUFLAGE -


TAGS: ptsd camouflage free verse poster
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 5:03 pm

Thank you, Airman!~
Airman - July 10, 2013, 4:34 pm
but I was so much younger then.. very nice
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:26 am

And thank you for the nice compliment.
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:25 am

Morning to you, too, GaryO. The husbing and I both live with PTSD. One of the first things a friend of his said to me, upon our first meeting~~and me gushing about what a great guy my husbing is, was, "You should have known him before."
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 10:08 am
Very nice prose, LG. Didn’t know you were so creepy. I may be creepy too. Thought it was COPD
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:12 am

Well, damn! I found an all-night third-hand, 24-hour clothing store. Had to drive all the way to Denver to get my dress! It's a lovely shade of gray. Jilted, I tells ya'! I've been jilted!
steve1961 - July 10, 2013, 2:41 am
You're very welcome...doesn't mean we're engaged or anything...;)
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 9:44 pm

Thank you very much, Steve. I wrote this, so your comments are much appreciated.
steve1961 - July 9, 2013, 9:35 pm
How is this not a perfect 5 all around? Excellent.
Reality Lord - July 9, 2013, 9:31 pm

whoa
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 6:33 pm

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:40 pm
Boom. 5L


FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS -




A crazy guy -




AMERICAN SERVICEMEN - A proud tradition of providing and defending freedom around the world


TAGS: usa america military soldiers marines flag us
Rating: 3.16/5

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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Well, we did help free them from the Russian invasion. Unfortunately, Congress didn't fund rebuilding efforts that may have prevented the Taliban from taking control. Hopefully, we can do it right this time and maybe add a (2) next to the country.
iliketuna - October 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
can afghanistan really be put on there until you've finished the job?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Thanks, TS.
Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 10:03 pm
Amen - 5 lions 4 u!
a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 2:55 am
Freedom!Freedom!Freedom!Oy!
Anon - July 24, 2009, 2:36 am
facepalm.jpg
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am
Wow, LogicDude. You are a wealth of info. Good on ya!
Dutch army - May 29, 2009, 3:46 am
Free then :P
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
If by "liberated" you mean some of the women were going braless and could vote...maybe. ;-)
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
Nah but the south of holland was already partially liberated.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:53 pm
"A Bridge Too Far" for a pretty accurate depiction of the Op. Great movie!!!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
Market Garden was the first entry - other than by Agents - into the Netherlands. The British 1st Airborne Division dropped into Arnhem as part of Market Garden and XXX Corps (Brit armored forced) was poised to attack up the highway. Check out the movie...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 3:47 pm
Youre right logic dude about the massive support to china and the help of congeuring the netherlands but I tought the british were the first to enter holland. Even before operation market garden.
Agent K - May 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
pretty much every island in the south pacific should be on there as well
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
receipt of assistance from the Allies in the latter part of WW2. They pretty much pwned anyone who tried to mess with them though...bunch of badasses on skis!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:04 pm
China received assistance first from US pilots in the "Flying Tigers" and also massive logistical support. A US Army General - "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell - also served as the Chinese Leader's Chief of Staff. The Finland bullet was probably due to their...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:02 pm
True - those countries listed that were freed during WW2 should probably be footnoted to include our "Allies" - but US troops were the first in the Netherlands during Operation Market Garden, liberating Eindhoven (101st Abn) and Nijmegen (82nd Abn)...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
I am not anti USA but just want to clarify some things that are wrong by this austrian guy who made this poster. Still a funny poster tough with the sarcasm in it.
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:42 pm
Things I noticed: Netherlands was liberated by the canadians with help of usa. China was never liberated by any nation. Finland was an ally of germany and was never liberated but held its independance because of a deal with the russians.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:51 pm
hate for anyone's race on this site! I can show you were I've blasted those for their racism.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
anyone who spoke out against the war as "unpatriotic" or for the enemy. While some folks' actions and words were definitely unpatriotic and helpful to the enemy, most were not and shouldn't have been lumped in with that hateful group. But again, PROVE my
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:48 pm
equate to hating his race. Only a retarded fucknut would make that connection. Far-left ass holes like you are defending their choices by labeling anyone who dares to disagree as a "racist". It is just as stupid as when the far right jerks labeled
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
in another poster and I missed deleting it where it didn't belong. I have since gotten better about providing more thorough edits of my posters. Please provide evidence of my "hate" for any race on this site. Disagreeing with someone's policies doesn't
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:45 pm
You asked the same question in a few of my posters. I answered it in one of them but here you go again: If you've ever created a poster (instead of just trashing others' work) you'd know that tags pop up automatically. The phrase "white" was appropriate
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:21 pm
While I'm at it. You type hate all over this site. And don't know why I call you a racist? Have fun living in your dream world.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Wow you really just don't get it do you? Answer my question about the "white" tag. Otherwise I'm done with your racist bullshit. Seriously. Justify it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:10 am
How about I call you Bullshit or BS for now on since that is all you know how to post. FOMF!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:09 am
Seriously?? You type MOOOOOOOOOO all over this site and don't know why I called you a cow? If you were any more ignorant, someone would have to water you twice a week.
mooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Is it because your speak and spell tells you to? I am not a cow!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:18 am
Why do you keep calling me cow?
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:11 am
this poster is self-serving then that is your opinion (which like others you've posted, is wrong and highlights your own ignorance) and I have no interest in changing your opinion. You can't bring logic to the blissfully ignorant.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:10 am
men and women that served before me, for those brave folks I serve with today and for those who will follow in our footsteps. It also recognizes the country that has brought more freedom to the world than any other in history (at great cost). If you think
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:08 am
Yes, cow, I understand that the US didn't act alone in several of the efforts of bring freedom. For Timmy Canuck, again with the ignorant personal attacks, you pathetic little butt pirate? I submit posters like this as a tribute to those brave men and
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Uh if you dont do it for the recognition why do you put up posters like this 1 you lying hypocrite. i am sure most servicemen have good intentions but you just seem to want a pat on the back and a hero cookie.
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 1:09 am
While I agree that the US did a lot of good during WW2. WTFO, did u say allied forces liberated Finland ? You know "Allied" doesn't mean American Right?
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
others. However, I don't expect recognition or appreciation (it'd be nice but I don't expect it) for the US. In the military, we don't do it for recognition. We do it because someone has to hold the line. I'm proud to be on that line protecting others.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:35 pm
time we are being called imperialists, terrorists, etc. from the leaders of some of our WWII allies. No country in the history of the world has helped other countries more through humanitarian and military efforts. I'm proud of the US and how it helps
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
that NATO, which was created out of WWII, doesn't have much military teeth without US involvement. When countries are being attacked (from outside aggression or from within) it's the US who answers the call to save lives and promote liberty. At the same
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:30 pm
Europe about us. The Russians had a mojor impact on the war as well. The difference is the US didn't keep the countries it liberated. We only asked for a little land to bury our dead who bravely fought for Europe's freedom. Fast forward to today, and we
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:28 pm
LD, cosider it a write off, $500 Canadian is only like $200 American (or it was until the market tanked). WWII was won by the Allies not by the US alone. However, our involvement was significant and it angers me to hear all the US bashing that goes on in
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
BTW Sean, now that you bring it up you still owe me $500 Canadian.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
AMERICA They're kinda like the father-in-law, who loaned you the money that time ... so you and your pregant wife ... could move out of his basement.
Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:30 pm
ok one more time america we DONT hate you for your help no we are quite greatful but we DO hate the fact you keep reminding us of it at every opportunity besides we faught too and without us as well you would have fallen too we won the war TOGETHER!
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- lives for yours.
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- they come running as soon as the shit hits the fan. Man up, you Eurotrash pussies - throughout history you and other countries have needed help, whether or not you had the spine to admit it. The least you can do is man up and thank those who gave their
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:36 am
- else was just dead weight. The French had gotten their ass handed to them, and the Brits were hiding in subway tunnels. The war started in '39, America got into it in '41 and it ended in '45. Last few days my ass. Everybody loves to hate on the USA but
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:34 am
Some Europeans in here are in dire need of a history lesson. Americans didn't win WWII? Gee, I'm sorry. I must have missed the part where Europeans won the war in the Pacific or did jack shit on the western front. Russians and Americans won WWII. Everyone
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
This list came from an Australian political cartoonist. It represents a foreign national's belief in how the US has provided freedom around the globe. It's dumb to not respect a nation that has fought and sacrificed for so many others' freedoms.
Aqa - April 10, 2009, 9:47 am
...Agendas aside, the list just names countries on whose territories wars were fought, and the US were involved at a point. It doesn't even take notice if the US were connected with any regime change. You could make a list, but this is not it. It's..dumb
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
I would argue semantics on that, H. We can look at the bunch running the show now and see that clearly.
Hector - March 26, 2009, 7:54 am
I'd like to suggest reading a book or two or three. Chalmers Johnson's "Blowback" series. At least Wiki Chalmers Johnson and read a synopsis. America is not intrinsically evil but America's government often acts shamefully.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:40 pm
We provide freedom, not imperialism. You can hate all you want but few other countries in the world have what it takes to do the right thing. So Step Up or Step Aside.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 7:30 am
Another dictator overthrown and country occupied by America's new wave of imperialism. Yay... Nothing against the servicemen though. Most of them, anyways... Who am I kidding?.. I hate America... -_-;
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:40 am
PNG was part of Australia at the time - also wrt ww2 thanks for profiteering before coming in...Really helped the allied cause...
xxx - February 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
yeah.... i love when americans say that they won ww 1/2..... they just come up in last few days, and hooray-we won, you all should be grateful..... lol
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Awwwww poor guy, inferiority complex got ya down? Join up with the ragheads and help to put us in our place then. I'm sure we can find a suicide belt for you somewhere to practice with...
not-american - February 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
wow. the sheer arrogance of americans will never cease to amaze me. it's like you think the world would fall to shit if you weren't there to invdade countries every couple of years. you didn't stop WW1, you didn't stop WWII. there WERE no WMD in iraq.Deal
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm
no fucking idea what you just said. I was in a SFOR in 99 in Gorazde, and in KFOR 08 in slim lines Pirstina. not being inapropriate is that some px thing?
Mark - January 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
oh shuddup - At risk of getting too personal, are you with KFOR or what? I spent some time in FYROM at CAS. Is Brown & Root Services still working there and what is your opinion of BRS? If you feel it inappropriate to answer, I'll understand.
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:05 pm
closest thing to stable and normal values, sure MTV sucks and Mcdonalds make you fat, and dumb people roam the place, but you take a look at kosovars, and youll be begging to live in hicksville alabama in 2 seconds, and im not even white
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:03 pm
so where you from greg ole boy? somewhere european i suppose, with the western values? or perhaps one of those bastions of democracy such as Saudi Arabia or Yemen? cuz we know those fuckers got freedom... come on, yanks arent perfect, but they are the
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 10:58 am
Poor greg...he's never been quite the same since the "Brady Bunch" went off the air.
greg - January 27, 2009, 10:24 am
f** u fat asses what u call "freedom" is ur stinky capitalism, u fu**ing NAZIS I hope u all burn in hell. CURSE AMERICA land of stupidity and money
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:28 pm
and wait for them to come around... nobody likes living in the shit, just takes some people longer to realize it. In the end they come around to us. just cant scream in their ears "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" all the fucking time
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
aculturation, was allowing tribes and people come to them, giving them time, allowing them to want to be like them, not the forcefeeding that big companies do, and the politics condone. you cant change the fuckers overnight. gotta show that shiny carrot
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
hell ill eat it, i prefer healthy food, but ill eat burgers, but the thing is expecting other cultures, that are way off, to adopt the lifestyle, because it works for the states. I was reading up on romans a couple of weeks back and their way of ->
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 8:23 am
We are fueled by the Big Mac...kind of sucks at times, but that and french fries are what we run on.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 8:40 pm
ive been blessed to work with yanks in kosovo and bosnia, and...im still fucking confused as how they got to be a superpower, because throwing money at problems is hardly the way to go. "oh we like mcdonalds so we better build one here" is just wrong
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:17 pm
Sometimes it's hard to ask for help and even harder to say "thank you" after you get it.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:58 pm
Then how come nobody likes the fuckers ?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:20 am
Finland was occupied by the Nazis in WWII. Allied forces liberated them.
insanit - January 20, 2009, 1:38 am
When the hell did America save finland?
William Clinton - January 8, 2009, 4:29 am
Go Team America!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 1:21 am
America does indeed rock freedom, and it rocks it hard!
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:44 am
Bad joke, forgiven.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:34 am
That was a bad joke, I apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:33 am
Until China can pump out freedom at three cents a unit, you mean, Porcelina? Freedom with traces of lead?
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:15 am
Hey, Porc! We're on the same side on this one. Excellent!
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 am
Thanks for nothing? By no means do I support war, but never say thanks for nothing. We have our freedom (for the most part), so if you would like to go move to China go right the fuck ahead.
Lixus - January 6, 2009, 2:57 am
Haha! Ain't this somethink :D What can I say, well.. "Thanks for nothing " :D
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 6:08 pm
we fought china on N. Korean soil in the early 50's. also....wasn't china invading Tibet at that time also? im gonna have to look this up now.....its gonna bug me....thnx alot....lol
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:27 am
MN, China didn't become a real Communist nation (actually EVER) until 1949 - after WWII. They chased the good guys onto what we now call Taiwan.
John - January 5, 2009, 3:46 am
America, we'll liberate the SHIT out of you!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 2:10 am
but they were commies. and we ended up fighting them again in N Korea 10 years later. im torn on this one bud
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
...because the 2nd Seno-Japanese war ended up being rolled into WWII. Therefore, China was our ally at the time.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:38 pm
Like I said, I didn't create the poster so the list isn't by my standards. However, I think it should count.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 11:23 pm
huh! thanks for the info WTFO. i knew they were involved with japan but i still dont know if i would consider them for the list on the poster. does that qualify?
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:50 pm
BTW, Matters not. China was fighting Japan in the 2nd Seno-Japanese war, which came to an end when the US got Japan to surrender in 1945.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:39 pm
...if you're not American, I'm sure we'll be visiting your country soon. I recommend investing in ear-plugs, bombing runs can get pretty loud.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
/b/, how many servivemen/women do you know? If you're an American, then your a disrespectful uneducated piece of shit for trying to put down those who defend your freedom.
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 2:52 pm
At one time or another in our nation's history we either freed, helped to free, or assisted these places from takeover. A lot of them in the last century...have to look at every conflict we were in to see some of them.
Elder God Douchebag - January 4, 2009, 11:58 am
Considering the usage of -fag in its name, I'm gonna have to go with /b/tard.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 3:57 am
what the hell is this dude talking about below? someone help me out here.
EUfag - January 4, 2009, 3:56 am
brainwashed morons. u took it up the A from ur drillsarge one time too many
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:56 am
not yet = Cuba *sigh*
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
Not ... yet ... * index finger touch to nose *
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
China? where was i for that one?
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:51 am
also......why do you say Cuba? we never liberated them!
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:48 am
Iwo Jima is not a counrty. it is a part of the ogasawara islands wich are still considered a "part" of tokyo, Japan.
TK - January 3, 2009, 8:38 am
Forgot Phillipines, Guadacanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Cuba, China, to name a few more


CAMOUFLAGE -




INDEPENDENCE DAY - Soldier's don't fight because of what's in front of them, it's what they left behind.




'TIL DEATH DO US PART - There are only so few other alternatives.


TAGS: death sorrow cry army flag true
Rating: 2.72/5

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lol - March 2, 2009, 12:23 am
or maybe some 300 pound haji should destroy your asshole so you can finally shut the fuck up
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 3:32 am
Perhaps we should destroy the government before they begin restricting our freedom!
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 3:40 pm
I know...that's just Timmy being, well...Timmy.
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:49 pm
*believe*
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:48 pm
logic dude: he is saying this shit just to get us going. there is no way this dumbshit can actually beliee what he is saying. c'mon man...he is reeling you in.
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 6:56 am
You're right Snapperhead, better to let the armed terrorist standing on your front lawn come INTO your house and kill someone before you do something about it. Brilliant!
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 7:57 pm
So, since when did Iraq become a threat to our freedom? When did terrorists have the power to restrict our freedoms? Oh wait...
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 8:04 am
See the difference there?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 8:04 am
Knowing that there are people that will sacrifice their life so the rest of us can have freedom is MOTIVATING.
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 8:03 am
Knowing that there are people that will sacrifice their life so that you can be a Smacktard IS demotivating.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:52 am
allright barockeva.......im done you win. fuck you
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:44 am
This is hardly demotivating.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 6:52 pm
-- uhm "that" being your poster. Well done.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 6:52 pm
Thanks for the poster -- just luv going to the gym with tears in my eyes. Oh so macho. Good job, that.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:37 am
I worked a round of notification duty when I was in the Army. Worst. Job. Ever. Broke my heart every day.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 2:42 am
poor woman :( i bet that guys job never gets any easier


CHANCES II -




SIX FLAGS GUY - The reason I had trouble sleeping as a child.


TAGS: six flags guy
Rating: 2.43/5

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thatonechick - November 21, 2009, 11:53 am
The question is... Am I still naive since I questioned it? :P Paaaaradoooooox
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 11:51 am
You're just Naive.
thatonechick - November 21, 2009, 11:42 am
Is it really Urkel? Or am I just naive?
Anonymous2 - November 21, 2009, 11:38 am
Urkel in whiteface for the win! Of course, if that was a white guy in blackface, it's racism.


THORN IN MY SIDE - "Oh hi there. Don't mind me. Just eating chips bro."




FIND SOMEONE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE - Walk into them. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!




NINJA KITTY - Showing off his mad Camo skills!!




THE CAMO LAMBO - The Camoflage Lamborgini The most awesome military car EVER!


TAGS: camoflage lamborgini
Rating: 2.41/5

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Koradan - November 25, 2009, 2:40 pm
I hate to break it to YOU.... who am I kidding, no I don't... IT'S A JOKE!!!!!
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:00 am
Hate to break it to you, but just coz its camo, don't mean its military


AMERICA - We're fighting an unwinnable war against terror, our economy is going to shit, and we can't beat Puerto Rico in Baseketball.


TAGS: america economy flag
Rating: 1.74/5

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Mark - March 2, 2009, 7:14 pm
No Doc, this guy is still whining about WWII and dropping a couple of A-bombs on Japan. After what Japan did in the Phillipines and in China they deserved what they got. There's no doubt in my mind as to what would've happened if they had the bomb first.
DevilDoc - March 2, 2009, 5:47 pm
Um Sorry, Talking about the war in Iraq? Wasn't aware we were killing citizens on a regular basis. Last time I checked, I spent 4/9 months healing Iraqi's from their wounds by car bombs on my last Deployment. So..Yeah. Thanks, try again?
noname - March 2, 2009, 5:34 pm
no it is not war to slaughter civillians just because some contry commits an attrocity does not mean you can do one to them im not saying japan didnt need stopping because they did but it seems my oppinion has been misunderstood no matter
Airman - March 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's called War. And remember, they started it. You might want to ask China how they feel about Japanese genocide.
noname - March 2, 2009, 4:25 pm
as for the no name business please its just an oppinion i have so no need to be so offensive all im saying is stop playing the "knight in shining armour" your not...regardless of the situation the slaughter of civillians is genocide
Culos - March 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
Judging by the spelling mistakes he might be Dutch. I'm ashamed....
Airman - March 2, 2009, 3:53 pm
The battles at Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Saipan, etc were not over until the last Japanese soldier was killed. They did not surrender. If it takes 2 years to take on a little island, how long would the Homeland have taken? The nukes saved millions of lives
Mark - March 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
noname - Funny how that rhymes with No Brain. Sorry for piling on but sometimes a second bomb is required. Kevin: Americans don't play Baseketball. Don't worry about it...Tunnels still = 1 even if they're spelled correctly.
LogicDude - March 2, 2009, 3:31 pm
Do you have any clue about what the Japanese mindset was in 1945? Defend the Homeland to the last life for the Emperor! Even if dropped 10 atomic bombs (we only had the 2) and they hadn't surrendered the death toll could have been high. Read a book!
noname - March 2, 2009, 7:31 am
the ends do not justify the means consider this Japan was loosing BADLY a surrender could of been forced without the nukes and even if not only 1 nuke would of worked the second was an act of barbarisum and civic terrorisum
ThePirate - March 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
They dropped the bombs to end the war. The projections to invade Japan were over 1 million US dead, and 10 million Japanese. Justified drop you asshat
noname - March 1, 2009, 7:57 pm
Hiroshima Nagasaki 220,000 dead civillians Still feel patriotic murderers?


SHRINKAGE BEGONE -




CLANDESTINE -




THE LITHUANIAN FLAG - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: lithuania lithuanian lietuva flag v liava
Rating: 4.78/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:15 pm
Thanks, Bull. I know it's way overdone, but I couldn't resist. Emilio, we Lithuanians pretty much answer to anything. :)
EmilioDumphque - June 4, 2012, 11:49 am
I thought they were LittleWeenians.
Bull - June 3, 2012, 8:27 pm
This is silly, and the "You're doing it wrong" has been done to death, BUT the caption caught me so off guard that I actually did laugh out loud .. so a big 5L from this sweaty fat guy


MOOOOO WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL PAY -


TAGS: mooo punk d us flag
Rating: 4.54/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2012, 8:37 pm
That's funny....I am from Ontario.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2012, 7:35 pm
Oh the shame!!!!!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:02 pm
I dunno, looks suspicious somehow, could be a Trojan cow slippin’ in from Ontarioooooooooooooooo
Greeny - March 30, 2012, 7:00 pm
ok, stripes make him look heavy
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 6:55 pm
But I Did Not Mean Anything ?
Airman - March 30, 2012, 6:46 pm
little continuation of our US Canada snipes earlier.. all in good fun, or as good as bovine humor allows
fatelvis - March 30, 2012, 6:20 pm
Moo+ is from Canuckistan
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 3:57 pm
Why ?


RED FLAGS - mean avoid at all costs


TAGS: red flag
Rating: 4.45/5

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vilnius - July 1, 2012, 9:24 am
green light? make sure you use LOTS of protection!
noiretnopal - June 29, 2012, 11:26 pm
yeah acidrain,if it werent for the possibility that she's 16,I'd totally hit that
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
Yah, her crabs will sting you.
AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 5:55 pm
If this didn't look like a sting operation, I'd say it was more like a green light.


GOOD OL' ENGLAND -


TAGS: bums butt flag
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - January 26, 2011, 11:46 pm
Proud, perhaps.


NATIONAL FLAG DAY -


TAGS: i like flags i said flags not nevermind
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cubbybear - June 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
You're her #1 Fan...Don't you know?
guyfox - June 15, 2010, 8:24 pm
who is this?


OUR FLAG - "We identify the flag with almost everything we hold dear on earth. . ." - Calvin Coolidge C'mere, dear. . .I wanna 'hold' ya a while. . .


TAGS: flag coolidge okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.13/5

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shannon21 - July 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
god bless America!


ROLL WITH IT -


TAGS: camouflage calendar makeup insecurity
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:18 am
I( agree with this, though I have to admit that I think a lady looks good with a bit of purple eye shadow


BEST OF THE BEST -


TAGS: best of the best military honor flag
Rating: 3.64/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 11:36 pm
Bob, as a former serviceman to another, back of from AK. First, he's not American, so he doesn't have to suck up to us OR the USA in order to be Patriotic. Second, he's a moderator, so insult him at your peril.
Bob D. Sailor - October 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
You guys are unPatriotic jackasses. Ron was saying (in my opinion) they were the best and they gave thier lives for 3 generations.
Arrogant Knight - October 4, 2009, 7:00 am
Suh-NAP!
zolo - October 4, 2009, 6:07 am
if they were the best, they wouldn't be dead..
spangle - August 25, 2009, 6:20 pm
'Incorrect' would do.
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 1:26 pm
No words, can tell how this picture goes.


STEALTH -




MY HEROES -


TAGS: heroes camouflage uniforms
Rating: 3.5/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 2:41 pm
So, you're a 'fiddler'?
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:55 am
Theirs generally blends better...
bill - October 11, 2009, 4:49 pm
mine 2
Tarantula - October 8, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yea but my Enemies have no chance if at life if they try to kill me, I WILL fight back and Ill make sure I kill them before I die and go to fiddlers green
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:06 pm
So do your enemies
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 11:26 am
My camo underoos are nobody else's business. I thought we agreed on this, Ron!


COCK SUCKER -


TAGS: cock sucker america flag
Rating: 3.24/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:27 pm
My first though? Well, considering the OTHER flag shown in the picture, I say: "Those people are burning a flag in perfectly justified hatred". Seriously, can you blame the invaded for hating?
Cwalda - March 16, 2010, 9:06 am
Mozilla Firefox was mine :-D
Grim [email protected] - February 4, 2010, 3:37 pm
I'm sick of the hate.
Icehole84 - February 4, 2010, 3:01 pm
Well, let's see: yankees burn their homes, their families, their crops, their oil, their money, their art, and their flag... first thoughts? "ATTA BOY! Now they can have an idea of what it's like!"
doglips57 - December 31, 2009, 4:03 am
First thought would be put crosshairs on his head, pull trigger slowly , go to next pic
PBO - November 5, 2009, 9:47 pm
I think that we all have wanted to do that at some time or another.
peteyb - November 2, 2009, 11:36 pm
PS. Hats off Ron.
peteyb - November 2, 2009, 11:35 pm
As a Canuck, the idea of burning the US flag is offensive. We do as a nation find the atrocities committed by middle eastern pinheads sickening, and this is a first class example thereof. Kill it with fire indeed.
Velin - October 27, 2009, 5:52 am
First words? Good job, nice fireshow...etc. :-)
Fatt Matt - October 20, 2009, 4:19 pm
Looks like grade school has let out... don't you have some cartoons you should be watching?
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:16 pm
this site rules, but im a gay little girl
omfg-wtf-bbq - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
First words? "Lol" Bitches got pwned. :3
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 8:50 am
*kill him with fire*
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 8:50 am
first thoughts? hill him with fire!!! while simultaneously viciously swinging that cock fucker around violently by his rasin sized goat fucking balls!
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 7:02 pm
ILB, that "colorful rag" is a symbol that has brought freedom to many areas of the world. If you're so proud to be a world resident, then try changing your address to a 3rd world nation and see if you don't gain some respect for your US liberties.
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:02 pm
Screaming alpha!
ILikeBoobs - August 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
Better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world, then the pride that divides, when a colorful rag is unfurled.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:35 pm
such matters.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:34 pm
All the same, I do apologize. I've an interest in history, and as I look at the many kingdoms and countries that have come and changed or gone throughout time, I've come to view political institutions as relatively transitory. Thus, my detached nature in
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
As for the troops? Of course I'm grateful for those that have died to preserve our freedoms, but that's what I cherish: the freedom, and the ideals themselves, not political entities that will come and go with time nor pieces of colored fabric.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
I never said you shouldn't care or be offended. What the guy is doing is wrong. I just think getting so worked up and pissed off is kinda what the guy would want. You're just giving him the satisfaction that he got to you.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 9:53 am
...and died to give you that right. Sitting at your computer and telling others that they shouldn't care about something they feel so strongly about is insulting to them and to the memory of those who have fallen in defense of your freedoms.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 9:50 am
Kamui - That is my flag. That is the symbol of my country and I love it. Burning it is a slap in the face of every (even you) American and I am offended by it. If you aren't offended, that's your right, but just say thank you to the people who fought...
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:07 am
Muhammed is a pussy! There we're even. He burned my symbol and I defamed his.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:41 am
Burning anything with Mohammed's pic - or even drawing a pic OF him - is a killing offense to these self-same flag burners; hypocrisy is a way of life to these A S S holes.
Haarakkon - March 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe there's a picture of Muhammad on it...
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 11:16 pm
Religion is the root of this situation.... keep qouting the bible, Kamui... that'll help.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:58 pm
~ Matthew 5:44
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love begets love, hate begets hate (in most cases). Certain things annoy me, yes, but I try not to hate. "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who insult you and persecute you"
RON - March 29, 2009, 9:36 pm
as my mama would say...treat people the way they treat you. And as Pink Floyd used to say...know who to love...know who to hate. There,s Right and Wrong...I didn,t make the rules up...am sure there,s things you hate too. It,s just on my list..flag burners
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:10 pm
If you wiped your ass with the flag of the country I was born and live in, you'd be wiping your ass with U.S. flag... Which I wouldn't have a problem with. Yes, yes. Fuck him. I'm sure he shares a similar sentiment. What is the point of hating each other?
RON - March 29, 2009, 9:02 pm
Man burning is trying to sent a message...well, I got it...and F U C K him!...so happy you so nonchalant about flags...so if I wipe my ass with yours, you OK with that?...your Dad would look at you and say WTF...be a man and kick my teeth in.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:55 pm
What? Freedom? Liberty? Justice? How is burning a piece of cloth and ink impacting yours? It doesn't affect mine. Now, I'm not saying I agree with what he's doing. I don't. I'm just saying people get too worked up about these things, one way or another.
RON - March 29, 2009, 8:47 pm
Sir...it,s what it stands for.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:43 pm
what's on it.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:42 pm
Countries come and countries go. So will it be with the U.S.A. and the Middle Eastern countries that hate the U.S.A. and any other country. I don't think it's worth it to get worked up one way or the other about a man burning a piece of cloth, no matter
RON - March 29, 2009, 8:41 pm
A FLAG I grew up giving a pledge of alliance too...A FLAG I fought for in the Vietnam war...The FLAG that will drape my coffin one day...THE FLAG...I LOVE IT!
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:30 pm
Tch. It's just a flag.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 10:52 pm
anon, Cherry Max Cola, fuck, and OMGWTFBBQ - I understand that they are having a recruiting drive down at the mosque. Hurry down there and you might be able to get some brand new vests. New positions are always opening up courtesy of the US military. GTFO
OMGWTFBBQ - March 14, 2009, 10:31 pm
guy with the right idea
fuck - March 10, 2009, 10:17 am
let it burn
Cherry Max Cola - March 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
Sniper
anon - February 21, 2009, 9:51 pm
hero
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:18 pm
Everyone seems to be seeing so much more in this picture than I am. The first word that springs to my mind is "Hope." I "Hope" the wind shifts and wraps that American flag around that cock sucker. So, Cock Sucker is the 2nd word that comes to mind.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:54 am
How about "Hypocrite"...seeing as how gobs of American dollars have been poured into helping support feed, clothe, educate and provide medical aid to Palestinians...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 17, 2009, 1:20 am
I pity his ignorant life, filled with hate fed to him by people with their own agenda. He'll never do anything but become part of that and further it, and he will never fully appreciate the remarkable beauty of the USA or its best people. sad.
Me - February 17, 2009, 1:14 am
Arrogence. or is it just the picture? Then probably "fire"
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:50 pm
wankers - With an attitude like that you could qualify for US citizenship if we had any room over here. But how you feel about your flag is about the same way we feel about ours.
wankers - February 16, 2009, 11:18 pm
Im not a yank, so him burning that flag means little to me. Had he been burning the Australian flag, I would have to hunt him down, cut his testicles off with a very rusty knife and then proceed to make him eat them.
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 11:00 pm
..The liberty of speaking and writing... guards our other liberties..TJefferson 1808
Sean - February 16, 2009, 8:34 pm
A nation that loves freedom so much that it allows one to express that freedom, even by burning its flag is a truly great nation. P.s.: "cunt" ... is my answer to your question.
Kspace - February 16, 2009, 7:30 pm
Free Expression. That's what comes to my mind.


NATIONAL FLAGS - Some Are Pretty Cool And Then Some Have Snakes Carrying Knives


TAGS: strongbadia flag rules
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 7:33 am
Ah Strongbadia, land of my father


LOVE IS BLIND - Not A Long Term Relationship Red Flag #1 Something tells you he's only in it for the sex.


TAGS: relationships redflagged sex
Rating: 2.75/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:31 pm
Maybe I'm just in a weird mood today but...lubed would explain a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:23 pm
I can't under5tand how he got that over his face. Mine breaks just taking it out of the wrapper :-D
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 3:44 am
At least he's thinking with the correct head.


AMERICA - Saving Other Countries For Over A Century


TAGS: america flag usa
Rating: 2.6/5

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daddypantsamerica - February 7, 2012, 9:08 am
lol probably pakistan, those damn people were hiding osama..
Mark - February 10, 2009, 11:43 am
4Real - I wish your comment made a little more sense so I could respond to it better. Who has been forcing you to perform fellatio? Is that why you want to convert? Islam might be a better for you. Fortunately you can do that in the US. You're Welcome!
4Real - February 10, 2009, 11:28 am
So mutch prick here. Im starting to think, islam is better than that bunch of cock socker. Fuck man, did you practice, or you are stupid like that, all natural?
USofA - February 9, 2009, 8:55 pm
Everyone knows America still wears the global daddy pants. Who's next in line to beg us for help with something?
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:25 pm
nor do countrys in recession have pants. but wait we do! yet i refuse t put them on when i go outside! take that conformist's. take your pants and shove them up your ass with your crap music.
RnR - July 16, 2008, 5:50 pm
Dude, if i were you, i'ld worry about your own country for the moment... Countries in recession dont go around saving other countries
The Guy From The Country Where People Have Proper Teeth - July 16, 2008, 5:12 am
How can a person say a language needs to be spoken a type of way for it to be proper? I understand that grammar might not change, but speaking it of course will change.
Dude - June 28, 2008, 12:45 pm
As long as those damn liberals don't get in office, we can KEEP saving other countries.
Scorpion - June 2, 2008, 4:08 pm
"Danke"? Pffft. Just because you yanks only talk your own language (which isn't YOURS anyway) doesn't mean that it isn't needed. After all, it's not that you even talk your language properly
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:55 pm
God Bless America... And how do you say "Thank You" in German... oh wait, no one has to now!
Max - May 2, 2008, 11:22 am
Haha. That's hilarious. Too bad we just fucked it up by re-electing Bush...


AMERICA - I pledge allegiance to the flag...




MOZAMBIQUE - They Want A Motivational Poster, Too


TAGS: america flag mozambique originality alexdk
Rating: 2.24/5

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LOLOLOL - June 10, 2009, 6:19 pm
Person from the middle east as if all of them are terrorists you sick ass people!!! And making fun of other countries but ur own is NOT patriotic it's just facism!!! THERE ARE ONLY 3 FACTIONS IN THE WORLD- THE U.N, THE HOSTILE, AND THE NEUTRAL.
LOLOLOL - June 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
Oh come on, u actually believe american steriotypes? america has enough money and oil only makes up 20% of it's energy compared to 50% COAL Damn you anti war people!!! I like the middle east but you SPIT on those who fight for u and then typecast every ^


DIGNITY - You don't have any!


TAGS: dubya flag
Rating: 2.21/5

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RnR - September 21, 2008, 4:30 am
i think you are confusing integrity with simplicity; unless you define integrity as "not found out bangin interns"?
Captain Douchebag - September 21, 2008, 1:04 am
He was elected because Florida didn't know how to fucking vote.
Proud American - September 21, 2008, 1:01 am
Whining because your limp-dick Democrat candidates couldn't beat this man of integrity doesn't change the fact that he was elected according to the laws
_ - August 10, 2008, 4:29 am
He wasn't actually voted in, during either election. Both times, he was appointed by the Supreme Court.
_ - August 10, 2008, 4:28 am
Which means his only legally held title (according to THE CONSTITUTION) is "Governor Bush"
No - June 10, 2008, 6:48 am
The 'imbeciles' were the one's that voted the tosser in in the first place
Jungie - June 10, 2008, 4:06 am
Hmm, apparently this comment system hates em dashes.
Jungie - June 10, 2008, 4:05 am
He's only a hypocrite if it was intentional. Phil's post is tragic ― but no less hilarious ― irony. Also, "imitate."
Ash - May 22, 2008, 6:53 am
You know what's even cuter? When people call other people imbeciles, but spell it wrong. HYPOCRITE.
PHIL - May 15, 2008, 11:46 pm
Wow, how long did it take for you to put this piece of work together??? A few days, weeks??? Did you photoshop this picture yourself, or find it on Google. Its so cute when imbusels immitate real people!
PHIL - May 15, 2008, 11:07 pm
Wow, how long did it take for you to put this piece of work together??? A few days, weeks??? Did you photoshop this picture yourself, or find it on Google. Its so cute when imbusels immitate real people!


FAIL - there's no capture the flag in starcraft




AMERICA - spouting out bull**** for over a century


TAGS: america flag
Rating: 2.11/5

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Sleg - July 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
To Tom way down the list: V1's and 2's were late war, dipshit.
john - July 19, 2008, 4:17 am
America-Saving your country so that you could turn around and talk $417 on us for 60 years!
kenny - July 7, 2008, 8:36 pm
and what was in them when america bombed those cities
mauser98k - June 27, 2008, 7:23 pm
so did the British, genius.
Skidders - June 25, 2008, 1:41 am
And don't forget, the Americans bombed Allied cities in France during WWII.
Tom - June 1, 2008, 1:18 pm
Yeah, I dont know what they've been writing in your textbooks, but in the ones ive read, the french got their country taken over in a few months, and the british got pushed back onto their island where they were getting blown to pieces by V1's and V2's. O
Jesse - May 15, 2008, 9:09 am
Riiight...because America didn't actually DO anything in WWII; we just snuck in as the rest of the Allies were getting everything under control.
Daniel - May 15, 2008, 7:00 am
america has taught me a great lesson-wait till everyone else has done the work then come in 10 minutes before the end and reap all the benefits like they did in WW2!well,america is making up for it by starting wars this century.
shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:44 am
actually i think weve been spouting bullshit and kicking ass for over 200 years now... thats 2 centuries as america!
CluesFor500Alex - May 13, 2008, 11:59 pm
Dan: I think you are missing Neal's point. If Germany had won WW2 we'd all be saying Dankeschön instead of Thank You or Merci!
Dan - May 13, 2008, 7:25 pm
Neal-you keep asking the same stupid question. if you really want to know so much piss off to germany and don't come back!
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:46 pm
How do you say "Thank You" in German?


FAKED - Ah Photoshop, making good ol' American lies for the Republican party since they turned evil. Nice ones, too.


TAGS: fake faked lie lies phot photoshop photoshopped sarah palin republican republicans gun guns rifle rifles bikini american flag america red white and blue
Rating: 2.03/5

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Die - April 17, 2009, 11:12 pm
that wasn't even done with malicious intent. it was as a joke with the 'shopper's coworkers. I read the interview, why don't you? http://www.jmg-galleries.com/blog/2008/09/11/an-interview-with-the-creator-of-the-sarah-palin-bikini-gun-photo/
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:42 am
Hey! Who photo shopped this girl onto Sarah Palin? And is that guy really drinking Schlitz? I didn't think they made that stuff anymore.
Jhvh - January 23, 2009, 11:38 am
it's just a BB gun...
Anon - December 31, 2008, 5:08 pm
If you lived in the south, you would see that there's nothing fake about this picture.
Asa - November 12, 2008, 12:24 pm
AMBUGATON!!!! (btw, you're lying to yourself if you wouldn'd bed that chick... hit it doggy style if you don't like the face)
Merlin - October 14, 2008, 12:55 pm
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:43 am
Night and Day, you are the one (it's never too late to act silly in comments sections like this) Pump up the jam,Pump it up,While your feet are stompin',And the jam is pumpin', Look at here the crowd is jumpin', Pump it up a little more
TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:13 pm
Who lives in a pineapple under the (shit...im so late with this)goofy goober
Fletch - September 17, 2008, 3:56 am
In West Phili... (I won't go there.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:14 am
Orange and lemon, raincoats roll and tumble, together, just like fruit tipped from a tray(yes, it was the Smiths)Naughty girls need love too...
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:10 am
Hey jude, dont be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. (if doing that, you should pick song that tend to "hang around" in your brain for hours). So ferry 'cross the mersey...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:45 am
(The Smiths?)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 12:33 am
Everybody wang chung tonight! ( I would make a similar stylistic choice, but I have a feeling I'd pick the wrong band) Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate...
Sean - September 4, 2008, 11:39 pm
I appreciate your input. (Incidentally, I now only communicate outside parenthesis through the use of Bloodhoung Gang lyrics. I suspect that for the first little while, at least, I am going to be using a lot of parenthesis.)
Debbie Downer - September 4, 2008, 8:54 pm
Sarah Palin's face is MUCH better than this one's. Ugh.


PATRIOTISM - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: canada flag patriotism
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - February 23, 2010, 6:16 pm
A slacker's version


AMERICANS - People who don't learn geography.


TAGS: americans noobs idiots flag fag geography holland french asshole bush
Rating: 1.86/5

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Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
"asswholes"?
AMERICANS - January 14, 2009, 9:46 am
why learn what will eventually be blown up?


FINALLY -


TAGS: confederates russian flag youth
Rating: 1.83/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:39 am
People who hold beliefs similar to the CSA are considered to be traitors and should be dealt with accordingly.


FREEDOM FRIES - Fries: a Belgian, not a French invention


TAGS: freedom fries french flag belgium
Rating: 1.68/5

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Frav - September 2, 2008, 1:58 pm
it is called french fries because the verb 'frenching' means cutting something very thin. It has nothing to do with France


An only son, a folded flag -


TAGS: six word stories miss son folded flag
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - August 6, 2014, 7:17 am
But, but I've been making a poster everyday for the last few days now...
MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:57 am
Typical slick rick...rarely throws a poster out here and damned if it isn't always 5L material.
Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 12:06 am
Simply awesome. I wish I could give 10Ls. Fav'd
GaryO - August 5, 2014, 8:29 pm
Ohhhhhh, ‘flaaaag’. Heh, thought it was ‘an oily son of old dead fag’…wunner where those reading glasses are…


Camouflage -




Take a seat -


TAGS: cougar invisible camouflage bench sitting
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 1:42 am
Gotta love the words that get censored here...bahaha. Glad the poster gave ya a chuckle grey.
Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:58 am
Ha ha ha. Lady of many faces, Mistress of disguise...


HAMMY THE HUNTER -




Tree -




Bath Time for LuLu -




Sneaky People -




Apocalypse Then And Now -




Robin Hood -




T.V. PARTY TONIGHT! -


TAGS: may challenge punk rock black flag
Rating: 4.38/5

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PhxDebbie - May 25, 2010, 9:05 am
5 Black Flags!


Aint No Dogs Here -




Camouflage -




GAMING WHILE MOTIFAKING - I had a great idea... But somehow it slipped my mind.


TAGS: flag halo fail
Rating: 4.13/5

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Zealot - June 13, 2010, 7:27 pm
5/5 cause someone made a halo 3 poster that didn't say "ohshi-" or "now we're fucked"
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 6:52 pm
A gaming poster that I got a big grin from... 5 long overdue gaming L's


owls -




THIS IS THE ONLY TIME... - I ever want to see our colors run.


TAGS: country flag nation
Rating: 3.47/5

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boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 6:14 am
by ess than half a minute
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
Dammit!
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
Beat me to it Aggy. ;)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
...and responding slowly, huh Ice?
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am
Careful there Stenboy, peeples is just a jokin' here.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am
Steady as she goes, Stenboy... we'll be over here exercizing our genius while you develop a sense of humor.
Stenboy - April 25, 2010, 12:59 am
No, there is no intent to be racist. I'm just patriotic and love my country. It does however says something about those who would interpret it otherwise.
MrRandom - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am
Same IQ level either way?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am
Like a NASCAR fan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:50 am
Racist.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am
LOL!
Sean - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am
Now if he said "coloreds" then for sure. As it is it's more like: No need to ask. No need to tell.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:46 am
I didn't take it that way...looks like the second guy from the left is white and some of the others might just be tan...looks pretty mixed race to me...imo anyway, but I can see now someone could interpret it that way maybe
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Is this racist?


CLOTH AND INK -


TAGS: cloth and ink usa flag
Rating: 3.3/5

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HtD - April 5, 2009, 1:58 am
I don't get it.
RON - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Thank you Sirs...The Conservative Twins!...sorry to see it slowly sink into the sunset...lol
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Proud to say my vote brought this artwork out of the incubator with 5 lions. Congrats, Ron. You da man!
Mark - April 5, 2009, 12:12 am
Ron - My three favorite colors always get a 5. Nice job on the letters too.


CAT MOUFLAGE - Can't find it ! Cant wear it!


TAGS: comouflage cat shoe
Rating: 2.85/5

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MO - April 7, 2010, 8:12 am
I gave it 5 for intent. Although this just needed a bit more polishing....


FOLOPEO - The country of really strange flags.




ONE WORD - Vietnam :)


TAGS: uk flag
Rating: 2.45/5

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crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
WW2 ended in 1945, 65 years ago, to have participated in it, you'd have to be at least 83 yrs old today. I doubt any of the people on this site are 83 and over. So plz stop laying blame/taking credit for shit you didn't do or weren't involved in.
MO - May 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
Don't forget the dumb asses!! Saved alot of them to.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 1:27 pm
whoever want in a war is dumb. and even if saving someone's ass wasn't the main goal of the usa in ww2, these troops saved many asses!! i.e. jewish asses from the nazis, german assess from stalin etc... so stfu!
MO - May 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
On your way out, grab a USA sux pamphlet from Derek. He holds an "Evil Empire" seminar in his basement every thrid monday of the qtr. His keynote speaker is usually Captain Bobvious.
GreyScorpion - May 3, 2010, 1:05 pm
ThisGuy doesn't understand that political disccusions are down the hall, to the left, first door, PolitiFake.org. thanks for stopping by.
ThisGuy - May 3, 2010, 1:03 pm
America didn't save anybody's ass in WWII. America helped, but to take credit is to be a pompous, ignorant, self-satisfied douchebag...You assholes didn't even want in the war! You needed to be attacked before you "saw the moral imperative"
Hordika - January 7, 2009, 2:16 pm
When were the Americans veritable Gods? You guys have lost all the wars you fought alone bar one
TheSpoonyBard - December 28, 2008, 12:01 am
@Lolwut?; It's because they all wanted some American land. Also, back then, we were veritable GODS.
GoForthAndDie - December 16, 2008, 8:42 pm
Actually, everybody doesn't do it. And America does it too often. Whether that's "taking up the slack" or "being busybodies" is debatable.
amina - December 16, 2008, 8:23 pm
seriously people, half the motifakes are about hating the US. deal with the fact that america tries to help. without america coming in to help people alot of the world would still be at war. everyone does this shit, its just america is more involved.
lolwut? - December 16, 2008, 5:24 pm
Why did all those countries ally against the UK? It can't because you are all such a lovable bunch.
JM - September 27, 2008, 4:49 pm
"Two words: Revolutionary War. UK = Pwned by US" No, UK Pwned by the Continental Army + France + Spain + Dutch Republic. Please get it right next time...
Errr nah mate. - September 25, 2008, 5:57 pm
We only let you win 'cause if we didn't you'd start crying like a bunch of babies. :)
LogicDude - September 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Two words: Revolutionary War. UK = Pwned by US
Anonymous - September 24, 2008, 3:15 pm
Ha, Yanks got owned.


CAMOUFLAGE - OK If I sit really still he won't see me. Then POW!!! ZIFF!!! BANG!!!! I got him.




YOU IDIOTS. - This is the real picture.


TAGS: bush olympics flag right correct d bag
Rating: 2.25/5

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Definitely shooped - November 18, 2008, 10:48 am
No booze and not looking through caped binoculars. Has to be a bad W impersonator. He better does his research next time.
bhaalgorn - November 18, 2008, 9:55 am
you looked shooped to me too.
- - August 22, 2008, 2:30 am
Looks shooped to me...


LIBERTY LEADING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE - Well, somebody needs to.


TAGS: liberty america people flag
Rating: 2.18/5

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poy - June 2, 2010, 11:59 am
hey, we already give you the statue of liberty, give this paint back without this flag
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Obviously the Statue of Liberty wasn't enough.


TO SET THE FLAG - It has never been so hard


TAGS: mount flag
Rating: 2.08/5

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The Goat - September 25, 2009, 8:02 pm
Isn't that an East German flag? LOL


NORTH KOREA - Motivational Poster


TAGS: nort korea flag america
Rating: 2/5

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xxx - August 23, 2009, 4:57 pm
go outside and wait for the pretty mushroom cloud you twat
mr. hey - June 8, 2009, 1:33 am
when did we ever bomb someone who didnt have it coming?
xxx - February 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
you'll do it even if they wont blow your goddamned statue.....
yeah - January 14, 2009, 10:18 am
so they blow up the statue of liberty and we blow up their country....fair trade


GERMANS - yes we all do hate you!


TAGS: flag
Rating: 1.52/5

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leeebling - June 3, 2009, 8:21 am
lol i totally get it hahaha!
Apunkalipse - March 4, 2009, 3:18 am
THIS IS BELGIUUUUUUM!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 26, 2008, 11:56 pm
Hmm, I can't get my hate on for either place. Without Belgium, no great waffles or Hercule Poirot, and without Germany, no Kraftwerk! This is why I want world peace, folks.
zxc - December 26, 2008, 6:36 pm
i still hate america more.... im glad there is no oil in MY country!
Haarakkon - October 29, 2008, 11:40 am
This is a mystery, so I choose to hate both nationalities. Passionately. I think.
Pieter - October 11, 2008, 1:40 pm
euhm... dyslectix mappers?
RnR - October 10, 2008, 10:58 am
or do the Belgians hate the Germans? The intention is not quite clear. It would make more sense if the German flag was used.
LogicDude - October 10, 2008, 9:31 am
WTF? So...Germans hate the Belgians?


The Duke said it -


TAGS: july 4th calendar theme john wayne quote wave the american flag
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 5, 2017, 4:39 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - July 4, 2017, 4:47 pm
Nicely done! And happy 4th July to you over there ;)


Hidden Within -


TAGS: camouflage happy rose shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:17 am
Well done, angel! I like exploring the archives. I luv a lot of your stuff! 5L!
MissPriss - March 19, 2015, 12:53 am
A 5L welcome back. Happy to see your work gracing the joint.


Flag -


TAGS: flag battle virginia
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 26, 2015, 11:53 pm
Soccermom trying to prove she still has a rebel side? 5 LOL lions!


Camouflage -




Camo Undies -




ROYAL BEATING - How is a Beating Royal? A tree lined avenue, Formal Spectators. 500 breast plated Men at arms, on white horses. 500 bare chested slaves, wearing white victiorian wigs.




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